More Pokémon Pick-Up Lines

After I posted this morning’s nonsense thought, I got a bunch of suggestions for other pokémon pick-up lines from friends. Here are my favorites:

Sometimes I sneak a Riachu and can’t help but Blastoise. (by Paco)

Why are you wearing Abra? I want a look at those Rattatas! (by Paco)

…Hey… I like mew… (by Paco)

Obligatory: Metapod used HARDEN! It’s super effective! (by Pope)

Wanna come back to my place for a slowpoke? (by Pope)

Baby, is that a bulbasaur in your pants or are you just happy to see me? (by me)

You got me harder than geodude. (by me)

i’mma beedrill-ing you all night long (by Brian)

you can lickitung my rhyhorn a lil bit (by Brian)

all i know is when i saw you i just wanted to give you a smoochum and make you happiny (by Brian)

i’d raichu a million sonnets and hoppip for joy if you’d send a lovely kiss my way. (by Brian)