Whenever I hear about a stripper bursting out of a cake I wonder how they got there in the first place. Are they sealed in with frosting? Do they climb up under a cake that has been hollowed out? Honestly, I am more concerned with the cake itself. I’m guessing it’s not a real cake, but it should be! If I was ever in this situation, I would just want to eat some cake. I’d be really disappointed that a stripper was inside.
Anyway, I thought it would be a really funny idea if one of the “cake bakers” thought they had to put the stripper inside the cake BEFORE it was baked and frosted. This comic is totally ridiculous on many levels and doesn’t actually make sense, but that’s why I love it.
BONUS: Read below for a rant about bachelor parties.
Having a stripper at a bachelor party is one of the worst traditions in the world. I hate to step up on a pedestal while making a joke here, but I just want to say that “enjoying” a stripper before you celebrate a life of love with your future partner is a totally awful thing to do. The only reason I can see it not being terrible is if you are in a relationship with someone who is extremely open about sex, and you both have been 100% clear that looking/touching other people in a sexual way is part of your relationship. Otherwise, this is a terrible tradition that allows horny assholes to grab someone’s boobs before they “put on the ol’ ball and chain”. In my opinion: this tradition should be discarded and replaced with anything of merit. Let’s get more men in this world who are respectful, loving, and sensitive. I honestly can’t believe it has lasted this long. When will more people stop and say “this is really awful”?
Conflicting opinions are welcome. This is my opinion. I understand many of you will feel differently.