hahaha can’t get over how accurate this venn diagram is in my life.

Stretching Chart

How to win respect be a douchebag with your email signature.

What dudes find funny on the Internet. Exhibit A: http://imgur.com/gallery/kKmHA

The Evolution of Bad-Ass

A step up from the last slogan, “Breathing is difficult.”

My dentist can shove it up his blowhole.

The best way to stimulate a woman

Whenever I see children laughing…

Racist